Now with Stalking!

In our never ending quest to appear "hip" and "with it", we've added that some social networking cancer features. This is so you, our adoring fans, can now stalk us while you waste time at work connect with us through fads we will all be embarrassed by in scant decades the latest in time wasting technology social media.

Also, gift cards. Get family and friends what they've always wanted: roof maintenance and repair. Oh, you laugh, but then it starts dumping rain and the wind starts howling, and suddenly you're googling "roofing company + emergency" in the middle of the night and you end up borrowing money from your mother-in-law to pay for it, and then you go bald and lose your job, and before you know it, you're on the street and addicted to crack. So if you don't want that to happen, think about a roofing maintenance and repair gift certificate.

We'll start posting real news and photos as soon as the guy that does that gets out of the repair shop. We had to replace his engine because apparently you can't put unleaded fuel in a diesel engine. Who knew?