We have a "Blog" now, and no, it isn't Contagious.

Oh, the Internet, where would we be without you? That's right, the 1980s.

In our efforts to maintain the illusion of being a technically savvy company, we now have a blog.

Blog, as you should know, is a portmanteau of the words, "web", "log" and "anti-disestablishmentarianism". Also, thanks to a new federal law requiring all websites to have a place to put "cryptic, furious rants written at four in the morning after drinking half a fifth of gin and calling up at least two ex-girlfriends", we are now legally obligated to host this thing. That's the exact wording of the law by the way.

Now, while I happen to be allergic to gin, I'm not going to go around breaking the law on the Internet. Oh no. I know all about the internet police, and since that cartoon rabbit convinced me to stop taking my medication and I "parked" a cement truck in a local community center swimming pool, I'm not taking any chances.

So here you have it, we now have a blog. We've purchased some ointments that are supposed to help make it stop itching, and we're pretty sure, like 43% sure, that it isn't contagious. Also the ointments smell good. Good enough to eat, but when you eat the ointment, it tastes a lot like soap, lamb, thyme, strawberry chutney, and salt, only with the consistancy of sun ripened cream cheese.

So join us here, on this blog thing, where we will share all of the print that's fit to news, and probably some meaningless drivel like this as well.

You're welcome.